February 2011
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Feb 1st
WatchWatch
thefinnishinquisition: So PETA, let me get this straight: Eating animals is ethically wrong but objectifying women is totally okay? This makes me so angry, even the way they have a token male thrown in to try to veil their idiotic campaign. PETA really should be ashamed, I’m wary to use a misunderstood and frequented term like sexism, but I don’t know what else to call it. This won’t...
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: You're cute.
Feb 1st
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I know how to serious conversation.
Sister: [Upon getting home from school] Don't you think your music's a little loud?
Shayden: No, I'd say it's very loud.
Sister: I could hear it from out the front.
Shayden: Then congratulations, you have perfect hearing.
Sister: You're an idiot, turn it down.
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Why are you such a smart arse?
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Q: What was your attitude to sex in the early days of the Stones?
Keith: Well, it's always been the same really. It boils down to the fact that I've never just been interested in a lay. If I'm going to be with a woman, even if just for a day or two, then we've got to have a laugh. And then, if we get around to screwing, that's wonderful. But I've never started a relationship just for the purpose of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Chicks are too precious for that. I mean, I love chicks. I love them too much to just roll over and stick it in.
Feb 1st
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Lying in an air conditioned room watching scrubs.
Yeah, take that summer!
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
We have no milk.
I want breakfast.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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mordlust asked: smart-arse
Jan 31st
“Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived....”
– Tyler Durden | Fight Club.
Jan 31st
My cat loves me the most before I feed her. Never feed her. ???? ????  Infinite love.
Jan 31st
“Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be...”
– Tyler Durden | Fight Club.
Jan 31st
“Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The...”
– Narrator | Fight Club
Jan 31st
It's meaneyedcat, lol.: Rant →
rhyseo: amnesiac1331: internetpredator: meaneyedcat: The other day I saw someone askboxing ‘Blackwoman’ anonymously, because Christina gives out a lot of advice. Anyway, the ask started off with ‘I’m not going to eat for 3 days so I can be lovely’. This is a perfect example of how media… ‘I just ate a mighty angus, and I feel lovely’ - rhyseo Just reblogging.
Jan 31st
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Time to watch Fight Club.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: You wouldn't have to follow Ellen for nudes if you were still dating her. Lolz.
Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: Why is their a model in your house?
Jan 31st
Rant
meaneyedcat: The other day I saw someone askboxing ‘Blackwoman’ anonymously, because Christina gives out a lot of advice. Anyway, the ask started off with ‘I’m not going to eat for 3 days so I can be lovely’. This is a perfect example of how media can effect a human’s tiny brain. Cassie’s quote from Skin’s “I didn’t eat for 3 days so I could be lovely”, perfectly shoved into someone’s head and...
Jan 31st
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If you don't think Egypt is in trouble
homeboywizard: Then your in da Nile
Jan 31st
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I slept all day and now there's a model in my...
Liven’ da life.
Jan 31st
I woke up at 9pm.
Obviously I have great sleeping patterns.
Jan 31st
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mordlust asked: it's almost 5am i should go sleep. i will talk to you later.
and you have to post a picture of you turtle
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: dude brooke has a turtle, it is so cute. everytime im at hers i just watch it.
ánd she has one of those tank cleaners that are magnetic so there is a bit on the outside that attaches to the bit on the inside and everyone plays with it and she gets so pissed off. '
can i see your turtle one time, i want to see it. or post a picture of it
Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: Talk about cats.
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: is this going to be one o those awkward online relationships when none of us can choose a topic and ir is going to be extremely awkward?
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: NO I FUCKING HATE PICKING SUBJECTS. i always feel like people are going to judge me ob the topic i pick. plus i'm too drunk to pick an actual topic.
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: okay so haven't left the pc yet. converse with me. i feel like talking
pick a subject.
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: YOU SHOULD BE AWAKE AND ONLINE TO ENTERTAIN ME.
but seeing as your not, i'm going to have a smoke and go to sleep. goodnight
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: ok if i asked you QUESTIO AND DIDN;T SPELL CHECK OR RE-READ WHAT I SAID IT WOULD LOOK LIKR THIS.

AIN;'T THAT SHIT BEAUTIFUL
Jan 31st
mordlust asked: dude your aeroplane jelly post made me laugh so fucking much. it was so good.

um i am drunk again and we are conversing and i keep accidentally turning on caps lock and it is annoying the shit outer me.

anywho how are you? i might pass out on the couch soon. depeds how long you take to answer this, but i've had a pretty good night.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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mordlust asked: your Aeroplane jelly post. OH MY GOD!!!!!
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
I keep looking in the fridge expecting food to...
So far it hasn’t. I just finished Half Life 2: Episode one. I’d go on with the others but I have to study for my learners test. I may as well get it today considering I should of gotten it over a year ago.
Jan 30th