January 2011
Anonymous asked: since when do you have a job?
where do you work?
I AM CREEPY I DON'T CARE
where do you work?
I AM CREEPY I DON'T CARE
Best things about Tron;
Jeff Bridges
Everything
Olivia Wildes shoulders
Everything
Jeff motherfucking Bridges.
The Dude.
Soundtrack.
Anonymous asked: since when do you have a job?
where do you work?
I AM CREEPY I DON'T CARE
where do you work?
I AM CREEPY I DON'T CARE
purplewhales asked: You such because you are not online, bleh, I wanted to talk to you for no apparent reason! Well mostly because you're fun. Meow, I am slightly tipsy but that doesn't mean that my judgment is clouded, YOU STILL SUCKKKKKKK! Damn you not being online. You know what's funny? Saying VIVA LA RESISTAAAANCE really loudly in a terribly french accent. Yeah, I did that. Wow this message is...
I just saw Tron: Legacy, it was alright. High...
Totally kidding, it was fucking amazing.
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I just saw Jesus at the petrol station.
He was on a road trip with his other hairy friend. They had guitars, pillows and rice crackers in the back.
He waved to me and I waved back, it was great.
purplewhales asked: You such because you are not online, bleh, I wanted to talk to you for no apparent reason! Well mostly because you're fun. Meow, I am slightly tipsy but that doesn't mean that my judgment is clouded, YOU STILL SUCKKKKKKK! Damn you not being online. You know what's funny? Saying VIVA LA RESISTAAAANCE really loudly in a terribly french accent. Yeah, I did that. Wow this message is...
The manager just got here.
She’s incredibly hung over, it’s great. I have no sympathy for people with hangovers, mostly because I rarely get them. I am the king of alcohol consumption.
First meal of the new year;
Six inch turkey sub with two cookies and a coke. Thank you subway.
December 2010
That awkward moment when someone in the room next...
Maybe they were just announcing they had finished and instead of using the whole world, said ‘FINN’ instead. Simply a shortening of the word ‘finish’.
logophobia asked: happy new year, jayden!
logophobia asked: happy new year, jayden!
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: They do now.
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: They do now.
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: My cats do the exact same thing, they go out and I'm not sure what they do. But since my friend got me this book about cat warriors I think they are part of some kind of cat clan. I'm afraid if I ask they might kill me because I know about their whole secret life.
Also if I had a turtle I would make it have tea parties with me or something.
Also if I had a turtle I would make it have tea parties with me or something.
I haven't had a shower all year.
lolpan:
lentilbacon:
Ladies.
Man, I haven’t taken a dump since last year.
Contain your orgasms.
I haven’t fapped since last year.
I am ready for the taking, have your way with me.
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: I have cats too, but they are out partying. My cats have a better social life than me.
I think I've hit rockbottom
I think I've hit rockbottom
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: But...these cat videos are pretty good...
slartibartfast--deactivated2011 asked: Stop it or I will send you videos of cats that I'm watching on Youtube.
I will do it.
I will do it.
Happy new year or whatever, losers.
Things that will change when it's 2011.
The date
Can't sleep, as usual.
But tonight I can blame my moron neighbours and their fireworks. I don’t see how loud noises at midnight is fine on new years but every other night it’s taboo. I have to be up at 6am tomorrow, I’d stay up but I have a 7ish hour shift.
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I was in a shitty mood then I met my cousins...
Hilarious. He has blonde spiked up hair, is wearing colourful board shorts and a white singlet and he has a black script type tattoo up his arm. I respect tattoos but not shitty ones. He also called me ‘mate’. I’m sure he’s a nice guy but he’s a tool.
Anonymous asked: why don't you have a social life?
I’m at work and we were apparently getting a delivery in tonight but we got it last night so I’m incredibly bored with nothing to do except pull items foward for the next 2 hours.
Super fun.
Anonymous asked: why don't you have a social life?
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Guy at work: what're doing tonight after work?
Shayden: Sleeping, I have work tomorrow.
Guy at work: So you can't go out or drink then?
Shayden: No but I wasn't planning on it anyway.
Guy at work: Oh.
Fucking sleep.
Fuck you.
My 2010;
Slept a lot, hung out a bit.
All in all I have no real feelings about it, positive or negative. It was just another year. Not a huge deal happened that’s worth remembering.
handlebarcollarbones asked: BECAUSE I AM A LIMA BEAN
handlebarcollarbones asked: BECAUSE I AM A LIMA BEAN
“I need to pee but I need to put on pants to go pee even though it’s only...”
– My internal monologue is an idiot.
gobzilla asked: Brendan is onto something about the guys being gay.
gobzilla asked: Brendan is onto something about the guys being gay.
deathxdiamonds asked: About the picture with the two guys.
I think they might actually be gay.
Just sayin'
I think they might actually be gay.
Just sayin'
deathxdiamonds asked: About the picture with the two guys.
I think they might actually be gay.
Just sayin'
I think they might actually be gay.
Just sayin'
